August 2009
3 posts
“I have two accents - Irish, and pirate.”
– JD
“It’ll just sound like “Jeff’s a giant racist dot com”
– JD
“The minorities always get treated better.
I can’t wait until Canada is...”
– JD, while half naked and reading Harry Potter under the sheets.
July 2009
4 posts
“You’ve got, like, a layer of peanut butter, and then a leprosy of jam on...”
– JD, on sandwiches
“Have you not read that part of history?”
– JD, on Polish armies and horses
“Oh! I just threw a beautiful [gre] ‘nade!!”
– JD, whilst pwning n00bs
“It’s my pet peeve, and it’s slapping me right in the face.”
– JD, on hyphenated last names(e.g. vanDokkumberg - Stroobosscher)
June 2009
7 posts
“Give me one more day. I’ll start working in the fields and I’ll be...”
– JD, talking about skin
“I would rather kill a thousand fish than hurt a teddy bear.”
– JD
“Fuck broken!”
– JD
“Don’t try to act like you know what you’re talking about, because...”
– JD, in reference to NM’s suggestions while moving furniture around the Asylum
“I love the smell of manure. Sweat smells too, it’s great.”
– JD
“I’ve never seen a double-digit beer before”
– JD, whilst discussing brews of a non-domestic nature.
“Oh, is that the homeless one? I love that one!”
– Jeff Dancy